High School Graduation

The coolest person to hang with and the coolest place to hang

http://www.pgepark.com/stadium/about/

geez, I don't have a picture of the coolest person to be with, but take my word for it - he is the hottest/coolest person to be with! He always makes sure I have a fantastic time. He even arranged for a full moon. I give him all the credit for that, too. :)

Two free tickets for third row seats in the VIP section with access to the guest lounge with free snacks and an awesome worms eye view of the Portland Beavers baseball game at PGE Park, two round trip tickets on Max - $8.00, beer, margaritas and nachos - $30.00, holding hands under a full moon - priceless.

where is the nearest abbey?

on her way to become a nun.

i wish.

on her way to prom.

the funniest thing I have seen prior to that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

seduction

http://jeffreykishner.com/astrology/love/2008/05/reclaiming-your-power-in-relationship.html

the funniest thing i have seen in 3 weeks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7769005

dumbest kid in town

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer 'This is the dumbest kid in town.... watch while I prove it to you.'The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks 'Which do you want, son?'The boy takes the quarters and leaves.'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice ream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question... why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'The boy licked his cone and replied 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'

You have a dirty mind!

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?I challenge you NOT to think dirty.All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse?
) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it,and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long,end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his;and a man gives it to his wife after they're married



1.(talk)
2.(legs)
3.(a twenty dollar bill)
4.(firetruck)
5.(bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6.(pants)
7.(fork)
8.(Almond Joy candy bar)
9.(grit)
10.(last name)

workin' overtime

ok, I think I buy too much pizza. I walked in tonight and heard a round of, "Hi Laura!" I just feel like if they know me by sight and my first name, I go there too much.

Our new puppy!

http://www.lhasaapsosavvy.com/1/lhasa-apso-ebooks.html?gclid=CNqE0Z7QipMCFQY_agodenhEgg
she is much cuter than this little pup. Check out the story...
My daughter's senior prom is in a couple of weeks. Her boyfriend put her favorite candy, Swedish Fish, in cupcake papers all the down the stairs to the outside and then down the sidwalk. He was at the end of the trail and was wearing a t-shirt that had on the front, "Will you go to prom with me". On the back of his shirt was printed, "If no, then give me my puppy back." He was holding the cutest little Llaso Apso puppy I have ever seen. She is black with a little bit of white and what a personality!! We have so much fun with her, she is just precious and we all love her very much!!

dublin

http://www.discoverireland.com/us/ireland-places-to-go/counties/county-dublin/overview/?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=us_ga_0402_om_visitdublin

Are you kidding me?

I am so bored. I am on vacation. All those closets I was going to clean look like too much freakin' work considering I am on vacation. that was my big plan before my vacation days hit. clean closets and go dancing every night. It's is very quiet here. I have read all my emails. I have deleted all my old emails. I have watched one movie. I really want to go to the zoo. I miss animals. one of our birds died, and the dog ran away. maybe I should just go to a pet store when I can look and hold them for free. animals are healing and so is dirt. like gardening dirt. not the soot that comes from all the cars and smog and stuff. i grew up in the country. i have always lived in the country. i have been in the city for about 6 years now. i swore i would never live in a city. i hate the city. i need to commune with nature to be happy. our dog was very healing for us. all the tail wagging and unconditional love. those big brown eyes. oh yeah and the fish died, too. it is all very sad. we have one bird left (our bird is very depressed he is a love bird and it shows he is sad about the death of his mate) and one hamster left living.I really should get those dang closets cleaned out...

XLII

I have two standing invitations every year for Superbowl.Sometimes we drive to the coast for a big party at my parents house. The other is at friends in town. We are staying in town this year. This party is probably the most fun we have all year. there are tv's in every room of the house including the bathroom. there are bleachers set up in the living room!! there are lots of drawings, prizes and activities for all ages. they set up a wooden goal post in the driveway for some half time entertainment and kicking contests!! i can't wait!!

there will be no white flag above my door

geeks, freaks, and bugger eating morons.
except one. i get so mad at him when he hurts my feelings.
i sure as hell don't know what i want.

I am a dancer.

I just realized - while watching Men II Boyz sing their remake of "Same Old Song" I realized while watching them jperforme onstage that I spent from the age of 5 until the age of 21 on stage. I was a dancer. I took lessons, I performed, I acted and sang and danced in plays and beauty contests. Even a little modeling. I know I know you can't tell now, but I used to be really skinny! lol.
I haven't been on a stage in so very long. Not that I need or want to be I just know that in one of my many miserable lives I am sure I was a performer. I would have been like Cher maybe. I have been desperately aching for years to take country dance lessons, and belly dancing lessons, and now my girlfriends and I are talking about pole dancing lessons...

enough is enough and I have had enough

and I am going to pay for it this time. pay money. cash. every month. match.com, whatever the hell is out there. I just want a nice person to spend time with once in while. most of the time i just do the free sign up and am not ever impressed with the pictures of men available. or the description. love the outdoors, camping and fishing are my life. they all say the same thing. but i think i need to give them an opportunity. they might be pretty nice after all and can make me smile and feel good. i am pretty sure God didn't intend for me to get old totally and completely alone.
ok. maybe next payday. I always say that...

Happy New Year Dress

Did these pics show up??
these are the shoes I wore
shiny black glitter strappy sandles

this is the top I wore all silvery and glittery

I danced all night!!

How, you ask yourself, is she going to get to Wilsonville?

I don't know.

I think about getting another car, but just can't. I did the math while riding on the bus this week and figured that to travel as inexpensively as bus/train that I would have to given a car for free, have free insurance on said car, and have to get 50 mpg. not happening. I keep picking up lucky penny's, but it hasn't paid off yet.

I just know that I can't limit myself in regards of my "career" and it really isn't a career, I am just another hamster on a wheel trying to make ends meet every month. But at this new job, I have the OPPORTUNITY to learn more and get paid more. That is what I am after. I have maxed out as an admin assistant.

celebrating

I have had my shot of Crown Royal, a few beers, and pizza with friends.

When I told one of my friends' husband, he got tears in his eyes and gave me a great big hug!! And then about a million high-fives! Everyone knows how hard I have struggled and how hard i have worked. He said he would be my slave for the night and would give me anything I wanted. Well, all I wanted was to borrow his car so I could go home and feed and potty the dog.

Now, I just need to find someone to make love with. That would top it all off nicely, don't you think?

I JUST GOT THE CALL!!!!!!

I FINALLY FINALLY
GOT THAT JOB IN WILSONVILLE