My Online Biz: On Being the Mother of Twins

My Online Biz: On Being the Mother of Twins

Me so solly!!

I feel silly!
I was perusing Oregon Blogs, and then Hillsboro Blogs (the city where i live), and people are talking about really important things like the war and the 2008 presidential election and where to find great deals and good customer service locally!
All I talk about is me, me, me. Oh, I am so embarassed. But this is just about me. and the kids. a single mother of four. pretty boring. there are my sex posts but NOW that just makes me even MORE embarassed because it turns out that Hillsboro is a pretty small town and MY PICTURE is on the front page of my blog! I get a lot of phone calls and emails for dates and I always felt like they were just wanting to see me cuz they thought I was easy and they were just hard up for sex, I mean seriously!! Married men!! NOT! And they say things like they will leave their wife and marry me, and how I am the perfect woman, etc. That is because they THINK I would have sex with them (and we all know married men AIN'T gettin' no lovin') and they are lonely and just need some reassurance that they are desirable. I am a nice girl. I look like the girl next door and I say "hello, goodbye, please and thank you" to people just like my mama taught me, but men take that as a sign and think they can get in my panties...?
I grew up in a small town of 1100 people ( grew up and never left as I lived there for 34 flippin' years!) So I move to the "city" of like 80-some-odd-thousand people and I am so happy for my perceived "anonymity" that I just blah blah blah my whole life story for the whole world to see!!

some people critize other people for taking these silly online tests

But I like myself, and the more you know me you will like me, too.

Besides, as much as I need professional psychiatric care I simply can't afford it.

This is much more fun, don't you think?

What I have really been thinking about lately is pretending I am on a fabulous vacation!! I will stay at home but pretend I am in Mexico, for example. I will lay out on my deck and drink margaritas all day, things like that. I think it would be spectacular! I will wear pretty dresses and dance in my living room! And maybe sleep out on the deck under the stars and pretend I am sleeping on the beach.

some people critize other people for taking these silly tests

But I like myself. And the more you know about me, the more you will like me, too!

You Are 94% Tortured Genius

You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius. You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouatorturedgeniusquiz/">Are You a Tortured Genius?

I am probably the last person in the US to know of this site

My ex-wife as I call her (the lady that is married to my second ex husband. I like her, but can't stand him!) has a boy in Baghdad, so I am keeping a closer eye on this than ever before.

Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?

He had his own pew.

Brandon James. We had a garage sale at a friends and he has a little table sitting in front of him with a couple of his old toys he dosn't play with any more. This boy LIKES money! I have never seen him sit still so long as on this afternoon. He made $2 and was thrilled. My kids know I can't not give them money (or much else) and that they must find some way to earn it themselves. And believe you me, they often have more money than I do!! This makes me proud of them. I overhear them say to each other, "Don't tell mom you have any money, she will want to borrow it." Cracks me up!!

At the beach in Seaside, OR.

On the swings at the beach in Seaside, OR.

Brandy Elizabeth. I just love my kids so much and wish I could do a better job providing for them.

Overqualified, underqualified.

I feel like I have no skills, but after interviews I am told I am overqualified. That means they don't want to pay me enough. (my words) boo.
My possible future manager at the job in Wilsonville, was supposed to have a meeting with her manager (s) today. We have been going back and forth on my actual job description and rate of pay. I just dont know what is going to happen.
I have found another apt and move the end of June. It will be ok I think.
I really need benefits again.

today i caught myself bowing to the phone

i talk with China a lot, and today when i hung up the call, I bowed to my friend I was talking to...I wondered if she bowed to me?

OH! Nicola Raffo - our Italian Marble distributor, from Italy! was here today for an appt. It was devine!! He wasn't necissarily THAT good looking, but he was tall and from Italy! That carries a certain appeal. and he kissed my hand. yummy!

Dublin! Introduce yourself!

beautiful!